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Fat White Vampire Blues (#1) Jules Duchon was a real New Orleans vampire Born and bred in the workingclass Ninth Ward, bitten and smitten with the Big Easy Driving through the French Quarter, stuck in a row of bumpertobumper cars that crept along Decatur Street like a caravan of boneweary camels, Jules Duchon barely fit behind the steering wheel of his very big Cadillac taxicab Even with the seat pushed all the way backDamn, he was hungryJules stopped his cab, pressed the wobbly rocker switch that jerked the electric windows reluctantly to life, and stuck his head into the humid night air “Hey, baby You interested in some dinner?”–from Fat White Vampire Blues Vampire, nosferatu, creature of the night–whatever you call him–Jules Duchon has lived so to speak in New Orleans far longer than there have been drunk coeds on Bourbon Street Weighing in at a whopping four hundred and fifty pounds, swelled up on the sweet, rich blood of people who consume the fattiest diet in the world, Jules is thankful he can’t see his reflection in a mirror When he turns into a bat, he can’t get his big ol’ butt off the ground What’s worse, after than a century of being undead, he’s watched his neighborhood truly go to hell–and now, a new vampire is looking to drive him out altogether See, Jules had always been an equal opportunity kind of vampire And while he would admit that the blood of a black woman is sweeter than the blood of a white man, Jules never drank than his fair share of either Enter Malice XYoung, cocky, and black, Malice warns Jules that his days of feasting on sisters and brothers are over He tells Jules he’d better confine himself to white victims–or else face the consequences And then, just to prove he isn’t kidding, Malice burns Jules’s house to the ground With the help of Maureen, the morbidly obese, strippervampire who made him, and Doodlebug, an undead crossdresser who literally flies in from the coast– Jules must find a way to contend with the hurdles that life throws at himwithout getting a stake through the heart It’s enough to give a man the blues ✅ [PDF / Epub] ☉ Pot By Nejc Zaplotnik ⚣ – Lavons.co.uk bitten and smitten with the Big Easy Driving through the French Quarter [BOOKS] ⚣ Sve, samo ne romantika By Marko Podrug – Lavons.co.uk stuck in a row of bumpertobumper cars that crept along Decatur Street like a caravan of boneweary camels ❰Reading❯ ➾ Southern Gondor (Merp/Middle Earth Role Playing Author Anders Blixt – Lavons.co.uk Jules Duchon barely fit behind the steering wheel of his very big Cadillac taxicab Even with the seat pushed all the way backDamn ➮ [Read] ➪ Myth and Law Among the Indo-Europeans By Jaan Puhvel ➺ – Lavons.co.uk he was hungryJules stopped his cab ✤ Mate Me [If You May] (The Millennium Wolves, Download ➸ Author Sapir Englard – Lavons.co.uk pressed the wobbly rocker switch that jerked the electric windows reluctantly to life [PDF / Epub] ☁ Corsair Menace (Privateer Tales Book 12) ✎ Jamie McFarlane – Lavons.co.uk and stuck his head into the humid night air “Hey [BOOKS] ✸ Rookie Privateer (Privateer Tales Author Jamie McFarlane – Lavons.co.uk baby You interested in some dinner?”–from Fat White Vampire Blues Vampire ➵ Дневникът на една нова рускиня 2 (Дневник новой русской, Download ➾ Author Elena Kolina – Lavons.co.uk nosferatu [Ebook] ➦ Very Nice By Marcy Dermansky – Lavons.co.uk creature of the night–whatever you call him–Jules Duchon has lived so to speak in New Orleans far longer than there have been drunk coeds on Bourbon Street Weighing in at a whopping four hundred and fifty pounds ❮EPUB❯ ✺ Ross Poldark / Demelza / Jeremy Poldark (Poldark, Author Winston Graham – Lavons.co.uk swelled up on the sweet [Download] ➹ Čefuri raus! By Goran Vojnović – Lavons.co.uk rich blood of people who consume the fattiest diet in the world [Epub] ➝ Skrylings Blade By Rose Estes – Lavons.co.uk Jules is thankful he can’t see his reflection in a mirror When he turns into a bat ➪ Soul Read ➲ Author Andrei Platonov – Lavons.co.uk he can’t get his big ol’ butt off the ground What’s worse ➽ [Download] ➺ Socrates Meets Jesus By James L. Hart ➸ – Lavons.co.uk after than a century of being undead [Reading] ➯ The Alchemy of Ascension ➷ James Tyberonn – Lavons.co.uk he’s watched his neighborhood truly go to hell–and now ❮Lire❯ ➳ Spelunky (Boss Fight Books) Auteur Derek Yu – Lavons.co.uk a new vampire is looking to drive him out altogether See ❮Read❯ ➲ Love Gone Wild (Reality Show Author Amy Matayo – Lavons.co.uk Jules had always been an equal opportunity kind of vampire And while he would admit that the blood of a black woman is sweeter than the blood of a white man ✯ [BOOKS] ⚣ Sway By Amy Matayo ✼ – Lavons.co.uk Jules never drank than his fair share of either Enter Malice XYoung [Download] ✤ The Missing Brides (Missing, By Cindy Holbrook – Lavons.co.uk cocky [BOOKS] ⚡ Next to Nothing (The Chosen One By Macy Blake – Lavons.co.uk and black [PDF] ✑ Heidilicious ✪ Rankin – Lavons.co.uk Malice warns Jules that his days of feasting on sisters and brothers are over He tells Jules he’d better confine himself to white victims–or else face the consequences And then [Epub] ➣ Teaching Willow (Teaching Willow, ➤ Paige James – Lavons.co.uk just to prove he isn’t kidding ➧ [Ebook] ➢ The Fireman Who Loved Me (The Bachelor Firemen of San Gabriel, By Jennifer Bernard ➲ – Lavons.co.uk Malice burns Jules’s house to the ground With the help of Maureen [Download] ➵ Human Presence By Paulos Mar Gregorios – Lavons.co.uk the morbidly obese [PDF / Epub] ☄ The Human Presence By Paulos Mar Gregorios – Lavons.co.uk strippervampire who made him ➞ [Epub] ❥ Night of Pheonix (Joe Ryker, By Jack Cannon ➨ – Lavons.co.uk and Doodlebug ➪ [Ebook] ➥ The Sniper (Joe Ryker, By Jack Cannon ➵ – Lavons.co.uk an undead crossdresser who literally flies in from the coast– Jules must find a way to contend with the hurdles that life throws at himwithout getting a stake through the heart It’s enough to give a man the blues


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10 thoughts on “Fat White Vampire Blues (#1)

  1. says:

    The first time I read this book I finished it and tossed it on the shelf promising to warn my friends to skip it and the sequel. I recently picked it back up and flipped through and decided to re-read it. It fared better on the second try.

    The story is si


  2. says:

    I just can't finish this. Too many things that make me uncomfortable--race issues, size issues, and the keeping of livestock for blood-in the character's wording: retards and imbeciles.

    It really makes me wonder how to accept a book that has questionable m


  3. says:

    The title says it all - not much horror, but consistently humorous, this is an excellent character study with a healthy dash of social commentary. Highly recommended.


  4. says:

    Kinda racist.

    Kinda spoiler-y review

    White vampire lives in New Orleans for years, new black vampire comes in and tells him not to feed on black vampires, because… Black Power. Oh no, turns out the black vampire has a thing for a fat white chick th


  5. says:

    Writing a vampire novel is something of an iffy prospect in today’s book market. On the one hand, vampire novels are perennially popular, never seeming to go out of style. But on the other hand, vampire novels have been done to death (no pun intended), and, quite frankly,


  6. says:

    Jules Duchon is a vampire living in New Orleans. Weighing in at 463 pounds, he is addicted to victims addicted to fried rich food. Schlumping around the Big Easy like an undead Ignatius Riley, the biggest worry in Jules' un-life is whether or not he might have diabetes, that


  7. says:

    When I went to the library, I told the librarian that I wanted a book about vampires, but that I wanted it to be as different from the god-awful Twilight books as possible. He recommended this.

    I can’t say that the book is particularly thrilling. The book drags in


  8. says:

    As diverse as supernatural fiction has gotten, one thing is almost always universal: Vampires are hot. And cool. And brainy and organized and natural leaders.

    With the exception of the occasional bad guy killed off in mere minutes or supporting character type, whether


  9. says:

    There ae a lot of strange and interesting combinations in New Orleans. In this book, humor and horror combine into a bizarre, funny, eclectic book. The roux on which this jambalaya is based has a flavor reminiscent of John Kennedy Toole’s _A Confederacy of Dunces_. Add a little A


  10. says:

    It gets 3 stars for some kind of originality. but overall, I almost DNF'd it. I mean I really liked the whole idea of an obese vampire getting fatter and fatter, but some parts just felt like a mega filler material, I felt that if I won't skip those parts, the book is totally doomed.


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