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How do you outwit a Twit Mr and Mrs Twit are the smelliest, ugliest people in the world They hate everything except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle Wumps, stand on their heads all day But the Muggle Wumps have had enough They don t just want out, they want revenge [Ebook] ➨ I Blame The Scapegoats Author John O& – Lavons.co.uk ugliest people in the world They hate everything except playing mean jokes on each other [Reading] ➾ Beneath the Earth By John Boyne – Lavons.co.uk catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies [Download] ➵ Gagged Author Richard Asplin – Lavons.co.uk and making their caged monkeys [Reading] ➶ Aristocrats Author Stella Tillyard – Lavons.co.uk the Muggle Wumps ❴Download❵ ✤ A Dark and Twisted Tide (Lacey Flint, Author Sharon J. Bolton – Lavons.co.uk stand on their heads all day But the Muggle Wumps have had enough They don t just want out [PDF] ✅ Wild Horses (Saddle Club, By Bonnie Bryant – Lavons.co.uk they want revenge The Twits


About the Author: Roald Dahl

Roald Dahl was a British novelist, short story writer and screenwriter of Norwegian descent, who rose to prominence in the 1940 s with works for both children and adults, and became one of the world s bestselling authors.Dahl s first published work, inspired by a meeting with C S Forester, was Shot Down Over Libya Today the story is published as A Piece of Cake The story, about his wartime adventures, was bought by the Saturday Evening Post for 900, and propelled him into a career as a writer Its title was inspired by a highly inaccurate and sensationalized article about the crash that blinded him, which claimed he had been shot down instead of simply having to land because of low fuel.His first children s book was The Gremlins, about mischievous little creatures that were part of RAF folklore The book was commissioned by Walt Disney for a film that was never made, and published in 1943 Dahl went on to create some of the best loved children s stories of the 20th century, such as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Matilda and James and the Giant Peach.He also had a successful parallel career as the writer of macabre adult short stories, usually with a dark sense of humour and a surprise ending Many were originally written for American magazines such as Ladies Home Journal, Harper s, Playboy and The New Yorker, then subsequently collected by Dahl into anthologies, gaining world wide acclaim Dahl wrotethan 60 short stories and they have appeared in numerous collections, some only being published in book form after his death His stories also brought him three Edgar Awards in 1954, for the collection Someone Like You in 1959, for the story The Landlady and in 1980, for the episode of Tales of the Unexpected based on Skin.



10 thoughts on “The Twits

  1. says:

    I feel full of the joys of spring This was such a delightful little book My morbid, inner kid couldn t have beenecstatic Should I call someone a twit or a nitwit I guess, no That would be very rude of me My doppelg nger would approve otherwise And since I m not like my sinister doppelg nger, I would leave all the sheer nastiness to him along with Mr and Mrs Twit, who are also quite repulsive, if you ask m


  2. says:

    Unfortunately, I don t have any rose tinted glasses for this one So, as an adult, all I could think of is, Dahl, what were you on Mr Twit was a twit He was born a twit And, now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit than ever. The Twits are ugly people through and through They think nothing of animal neglect or outright abuse They are horrible to each other and everyone around them They own a troop of tra


  3. says:

    I read a lot of Roald Dahl books as a child, and have read quite a fewto my own children, most recently to my disabled youngest daughter The Twits was one of those.The Twits, although it has its moments, is one of my least favourite Dahl books, perhaps the least favourite.It s easy to be too po faced about humour in children s books, and perhaps my reaction is coloured by the knowledge that Dahl was not a parti


  4. says:

    ENGLISH The Twits ITALIANO What a lot of hairy faced men there are around nowadays Ugly, dirty and bad It s not about the movie of Ettore Scola about the slums, with Nino Manfredi as memorable protagonist We are talking, instead, about the Twits, Mr and Mrs Twits, spending their days tremendously pranking each other with jokes of unnecessary cruelty Mr Twits, over, has his own dreams training monkeys to carry out


  5. says:

    If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams an


  6. says:

    Another re read for the fun of it This story pulls the reader to the edge, injecting silliness, fear, and all around revenge into a larger plot that will have children giggling and washing their faces in short order What is a twit Not so easy to explain, is it Well, Dahl seeks to provide the reader with a slight understanding by offering up some of their hygienic deficiencies especially among the men whose hairy faces a


  7. says:

    Twits are ugly people who do horrible things to each other and others They are not nice, and they are negative people who have been negative so long that the negativity has made them ugly On Monday I was going to write a review that just said that I m a twit Which isn t really true, I m generally a only a slightly negative person, bordering on neutral and I don t do things intentionally to try to cause other people harm So


  8. says:

    I originally read this book in either elementary school or middle school and really enjoyed it Since I am reading all of Roald Dahl s books again, I thought why not, and re read this one Surprisingly, I don t remember this story at all This book is about the grossest couple Mr and Mrs Twit They are the smelly and ugly They hate everything They even hate each other and they keep pulling pranks on each other They re mean They c


  9. says:

    Who doesn t love a good villain And Mr and Mrs Twit are a delightfully nasty pair When they re not having a go at one another she mixing in live worms into his spaghetti, he trying to send her off into space with balloons they re trying to eat children, actually eating the local bird populace and torturing a family of monkeys Then one day the monkeys decide to push back The Twits still holds up as one of my favourite Roald Dahl


  10. says:

    If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will alw


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