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The Infamous Ellen James Infamous #1 Meet twenty eight year old Ellen James A sarcastic feisty foul mouthed ER Nurse She is snarky sassy and sometimes crudely inappropriate After a terrible breakup with her fiancé Ellen has promised herself that she will never make the mistake of falling for another man again and physicians well she’s than written them offOnce she meets sexy Trauma Surgeon Dr Trent Hamilton this promise is unbelievably hard to keep This too hot for Ellen's own good man is undeniably sexy and down right irresistible He leaves her breathless speechless and irritatingly turned on He makes her fantasize about him in all kinds of dirty inappropriate waysWith the help of her obnoxious and often times hilarious best friend Amy Ellen will find herself in several crazy embarrassing situations This is a story of friendship love and how one very sarcastic woman can find the strength to pick up the pieces after having her heart broken In her first novel NA Alcorn provides interesting takes on the word vagina while giving you a reason to re think your next visit to the Emergency Room This book is bound to make you laugh smile and provide you with enough sarcasm to choke your grandmother No NA doesn’t want anything bad to happen to your Grandma Ruth but she does want you to strongly consider re naming your vibrator after a guy who’s at the top of your spank bank rotation Be prepared for dripping juice boxes awkward pelvic thrusting and a little suspense to keep your snatch on edge Warning This novel contains explicit sex profanity and far too much vaginal humor This novel is not meant for anti fornicators up tight prudes or virgins who refuse to go to Pound Town 45 dirty minded starsMy name is Ellen James Elle for short I'm ornery and sarcastic and my favorite word has four letters starts with an F and ends with U C and K I'm loud obnoxious and inappropriately honest I have a girl crush on my yoga instructor and take pride in the fact that I can double plow I promise it's a yoga positionWhat the actual fuk just happened? I can honestly say I have never read a book like this and I mean that in a good way I've read book after book that has a strong funny and foul mouthed best friend But the heroine AND the best friendnever These girls are a riot Put them together and you've got some interesting situations to readto say the least Just when I thought they couldn't shock me they topped themselves They could give Howard Stern a run for his money This is about Ellen James a hilarious chick with a dirty mind and an even dirtier mouth She's an ER nurse and has sworn off doctors after she caught her doctor fiancé cheating on her in their bed Little does she know that surgeon Trent has just moved to town and has his eye firmly set on her He is one sexy determined guy and pretty much ignored any feeble protests Ellen slings out She's immediately attracted to him but is hesitant to start anything with him because 1he's a doctor And 2he's only there temporarily to fill in and then he'll be moving back to Seattle She really can't put up much of a fight because let me just say he's absolutely perfect for her Not too many would get her brand of sarcastic crude humor and accept her just as she is but he loves every bit of her He laughs at her dirty jokes he's strong and knows how to handle her in a loving way and he is one EFFING HOT doctor God EXAMPLE #1“We're not leaving this room until I've fucked you senseless and you have to tell me to stop making you come Because that's what I'm going to do I'm going to make you come and come and come and when you don't think it's possible to have another orgasm I'm going to eat that delicious pussy like it's my last fucking meal and make you come again”EXAMPLE #2Get that sexy ass naked and lying spread eagle on my bed I'm starving and I know just what's on the menuNeed I say ?One of the things I loved about this book was that with all the humor packed into every page usually that means that the steam factor is small to nonexistent But man that is not the case here You get the best of both worldsblow you away sexy smoking hot sex AND humor Romantic comedies are usually cute and funny but this one had everything I loved in a steamy read and laugh out loud humor to boot My only complaint was that in my opinion there may have been a bit TOO many attempts at crazy and outrageous situations There was some pretty outlandish stuff happening at times But I could only take off half a star for that The story wasPhenomenal Ellen and Trent's interactions were so funny and touching You really feel like they are the perfect complement and so completely right for each otherWhat filthy thoughts are rolling through that head of yours?” “I have a suspicion that your cock is a superhero” My face is blank giving him zero inkling of my actual intent “My cock is a superhero” Trent has his poker face on which only encourages me to continue this conversation further “Yes I know your cock is a superhero What's your superhero cock's name?” “Dr Hammer”I absolutely loved Ellen and Trent's chemistry their sense of humor and their sweet side What a uniue funny and sexy read Great Debut by Ms NA Alcorn I can't wait to read Amy's story this February I'm falling in love with you too sweetheart I know you're scared and I know the shit that dickless douchebag put you through has you doing everything in your power to never go through something like that again but I'm not him baby Don't run from it Fall with me Be with me Ellie I want to give you every part of myself I want to be the reason you wake up every day with a smile on your beautiful face God Ellie You own me You fucking have me by the balls and I don't even care 35 stars Great humor likeable characters but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many references to the 'vagina' and all the other variations of that word Don't get me wrong this book was down right funny at times But the same joke told over and over got OLD Nearly all of the humor and dialogue hinged on references to body parts most particularly the ‘vagina’ and its many other names No matter what Elle was doing working drinking golfing fuckingetc the endless bombardment of crude body part jokes ensued Page after page after page and it never let up until the end At first I actually enjoyed it and found it hilarious but it wore on me uickly It was like listening to your favorite song over and over and over and over until you find yourself wanting your ears to bleed out just to stop the music Let me sum it up what got really old really fast# of ‘vagina’ references 58# of ‘cunt’ references 15# of ‘pussy’ references 32# of ‘labia’ references 9# of ‘muff’ references 12# of ‘snatch’ references 15# of ‘fuck’ references 100# of ‘cock’ references 89Luckily the last 20% of the book takes a turn and tones it way down and it had a strong ending that finally showed some depth to these shallow characters The ending made up for a lot of frustration and I ended up enjoying the book enough to give it 35 stars For me I think a good bit of editing to remove at least half of the va jay jay juice box muff lipsetc references would have gone a long way in improving this one I would read this author again in a heartbeat if only I can be assured there are far less repetitive references to body parts 1118 Five Big Bold Hysterical Triple Plow PLEASE Trent Hamilton Loving StarsAfter doing nothing but reading this book for a day all I can honestly say right now is WOW I have a fever and the only cure is Trent Hamilton The Hamiltonian Effect is in full swing over hereMy full review will come after the blog tour but I have to say this The Infamous Ellen James is one of the best books I've read in 2013 The prologue sucked me in fast the entire story was engaging and the epilogue had me smiling through happy tears It's refreshing funny and sinfully sexy Not to mention completely original with kick ass characters I want Ellen James to be my bff and I want to steal Trent Hamilton from her at the same time I laughed I swooned I had to bite my cheeks to try to stop the tears from coming This book has it all and I can't wait for y'all to read it1117 This baby is on my KINDLE Woot ARC kindly provided by the author in exchange for an honest review Okay this is not a book that will win any Pulitzer Prizebut hell it wins hands on for being such a funny read I had a smile on my face whilst reading about snarky sassy and foul mouth Ellen James’s life as a nurse and her problems with loveGreat characters awesome and “dirty” dialogueCan we finish this conversation tomorrow? I have to get ready for workSure I can't wait to rehash how some guy refused to make boom boom with my so called 'drunken vagina' Amy rolls her eyes dramatically as she uses her fingers for air uotesLooks like I'm going to have my work cut out for me with this situationSwoony heroDr Trent Hamiltonooh“I'm falling in love with you too sweetheart I know you're scared and I know the shit that dickless douchebag put you through has you doing everything in your power to never go through something like that again but I'm not him baby Don't run from it Fall with me Be with me Ellie I want to give you every part of myself I want to be the reason you wake up every day with a smile on your beautiful face God Ellie You own me You fucking have me by the balls and I don't even care” If you want to read something light and funnythis is the book for youNow onto Amy’s story next

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